Eeeew Gross! The Hulkster Caught With His Pants Down!

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If you’re like me and read all the inside internet poop in the world of professional wrestling, you will be elated to hear that The Ultimate Warrior’s prophetic words to Hulk Hogan, “Karma’s coming to collect!” have finally come to fruition!

Hulk Hogan, beloved by children during the 80’s is known throughout the industry to be a man of low character, lacking in integrity, not willing to give back to the business by putting over younger talent and an all around cancer to anything/ everything he touches in professional wrestling. (see the rapid decline of quality in TNA Impact Wrestling since his real life hostile takeover with crony, the infamous Eric Bischoff.)

At any rate, a sex tape featuring The Hulkster engaging in relations with an unidentified brunette has surfaced and The Hulk is none to pleased about it. He’s about to legally run wild over anyone who involved in the tape’s appearance which he has stated he was unaware of during it’s creation. My favorite part of the report is how he brags to the brunette about how he’s started to work out again. All the working out and steroids in the world won’t do a damn thing about your puny disintegrating little legs, you old fool! And another thing, quit TNA now before you completely take the floundering franchise down with you!

Reason #476 Why You Love CM Punk

 

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CM Punk lays a verbal GTS on Chris Brown

WWE’s reigning straight edge champion CM Punk took his twitter feud with Chris Brown to¬†YouTube¬†yesterday and boy does he have some fun things to say to Chris Brown’s behavior. With his razor sharp wit, CM Punk makes a punk of Chris Brown using only his words. I think this is an actual shoot and not something WWE has concocted. Thank you CM Punk!

I’m Back! From Outer Space!

Okay, okay! I would love to tell you all that I was doing important creative things this whole time and that’s why I haven’t blogged in years. That I had moved on to bigger and better things. That I lived happily ever after. The fact of the matter is that my life hasn’t changed one bit. I’ve been slacking off. I’ve let my process addictions take the front seat. In short, I have nothing to say for myself.

You’ve been pestering me for years to resurrect my old blog and one time, I actually tried to start it up again, but I had forgotten my logins and was too lazy to find out how to get back in. But enough excuses! The time for talk is over. The time for action is here. Right now. So today, I submit to you this, my new blog:
Nippwned.com!
That’s the cleverest thing I could think of that nobody else had taken. Sadly, it describes how I view myself in one word. A little closer than I care to dwell upon.

Truthfully, I’ve missed you. So my intent this time is to stick with it and see how it unfolds. It is my hope that you will join me while I once again bring you all my latest bizarre internet finds, share with you my musings on the goings in the geekful realms of movies, comic books, television, pro wrestling and other interests of mine as well as peppering in my everyday musings and misadventures while figuring out where I fit into this world.

That said, take a listen to my current theme song by Art Brut entitled “DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshake” by clicking on the image below!

DC Comics and Chocolate Milkshake

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